Thursday, January 22, 2009

SCATTERGORIES

Sandy is making me do this!!


Rules:? USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES,THINGS.NOTHING MADE UP! TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION. IF YOUR NAME IS THE SAME LETTER AS MINE, YOUHAVE TO FIND DIFFERENT WORDS.

1. What is your name: Kelly
2. A 4 Letter Word: Kill
3. A Boys Name: Kevin
4. A Girls Name: Kristen
5. An Occupation: Kleptomaniac
6. A Color: Kelly Green
7. Something you wear: Kimono
8. A Beverage: Kahlua
9. A Food: Kraut
10. Something found in the bathroom: Kleenex
11. A place: Koi pond
12. A Reason for being late: Kept hitting the snooze button
13. Something you shout : "Keep calm!"

Emo? What the?


Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Emo Kid

You are 0% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.


You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:


life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad


So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.


I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Smartass.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.


Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!


About Saint_Gasoline



I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.


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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bagels....

After knitting at Panera on Sunday, I went up to the counter to purchase some bagels for this week. Here is the actual conversation I had with the Panera Employee (PE)at about 8pm:

Me: I'd like a half-dozen bagels.

PE: A half-dozen.....hmmm....so that's 6?

ME: Yes. I would like 3 Cinnamon Crunch and 3 Gingerbread. And I would like them sliced.

PE: Ok. Would you like any whipped cream?

Me: Ummm....

PE: I mean, you know....uhhh....sour cream?

Me: You mean cream cheese? No thank you.

PE: Ok. You said you wanted them sliced, right?

Me: Yes.

PE: Would you like them toasted?

Me: No thank you.

PE: Ok. Are these for here or to go?

Me: To go.

Just makes me wonder...was she having a rough night, or do people actually order 6 bagels to eat them all in the restaurant? Do they top bagels with whipped cream or sour cream? And why would I want them toasted if I was going to bring them home?

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

My Vampire Name

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Sophie Green
Known in some parts of the world as:
Kimi of The Storm Riders
The Great Archives Record:
The Riders come with the rain clouds, you will hear the thunder of their hooves in the sky.

http://www.emmadavies.net/vampire/

Monday, January 05, 2009

Move On: Sunday in the Park with George

One of my all time favorite musicals. And it's got Mandy Patinkin and Bernadette Peters.