Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Rules:? USE THE 1ST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO ANSWER EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. THEY HAVE TO BE REAL PLACES, NAMES,THINGS.NOTHING MADE UP! TRY TO USE DIFFERENT ANSWERS. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR NAME FOR THE BOY/GIRL NAME QUESTION. IF YOUR NAME IS THE SAME LETTER AS MINE, YOUHAVE TO FIND DIFFERENT WORDS.
1. What is your name: Kelly
2. A 4 Letter Word: Kill
3. A Boys Name: Kevin
4. A Girls Name: Kristen
5. An Occupation: Kleptomaniac
6. A Color: Kelly Green
7. Something you wear: Kimono
8. A Beverage: Kahlua
9. A Food: Kraut
10. Something found in the bathroom: Kleenex
11. A place: Koi pond
12. A Reason for being late: Kept hitting the snooze button
13. Something you shout : "Keep calm!"
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
You are 0% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Your exact opposite is the Smartass.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Me: I'd like a half-dozen bagels.
PE: A half-dozen.....hmmm....so that's 6?
ME: Yes. I would like 3 Cinnamon Crunch and 3 Gingerbread. And I would like them sliced.
PE: Ok. Would you like any whipped cream?
PE: I mean, you know....uhhh....sour cream?
Me: You mean cream cheese? No thank you.
PE: Ok. You said you wanted them sliced, right?
PE: Would you like them toasted?
Me: No thank you.
PE: Ok. Are these for here or to go?
Me: To go.
Just makes me wonder...was she having a rough night, or do people actually order 6 bagels to eat them all in the restaurant? Do they top bagels with whipped cream or sour cream? And why would I want them toasted if I was going to bring them home?
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Known in some parts of the world as:
Kimi of The Storm Riders
The Great Archives Record:
The Riders come with the rain clouds, you will hear the thunder of their hooves in the sky.